German Shepherd Dog Property Laws

If I like it, it's mine.

If it's in my mouth, it's mine.

If I can take it from you, it's mine.

If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

If it is mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

If I am chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

If I saw it first, it's mine.

If you are playing with something and put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

If it is broken, it's yours.

 

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