Remember to Return Your Library Books
Before Exams stress you out too much, before you leave the cares of study behind, please return your library books. If you forget, bad things will happen. You will charged to replace the books. You won’t get your grades. If you are a senior, you won’t graduate. It will be an ugly blot on your permanent record, forever hanging over your head like the sword of Damocles.
Okay, maybe that last one was a bit over the top, but seriously, the library needs the books back so that students in future years will have the opportunity you have had to learn, become more enlightened, or at least be able to finish that last term paper.
So please remember. Books are due on or before May 8th.